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Thursday, March 25, 2010

War and Piss : Let there be Loo

-I don't like latrines(author heaves sigh of relief...the truth is finally out),I'd read this blog quite long ago and laughed out(but sighed in relief ...atlast i stand not alone) of the various notions the author had dealt with.

-I hate college loos specifically (not that FrCRIT has one constructed under thatched roofing or anything...we got good stuff there),it just that people like me ...we don't like moving around so much between lectures, so we pretty much come into the loo with a loaded gun.

-Now by logic one would think the glass is quite full here ,easy stuff to spill out right...but there you are standing there with about five other people there flanking you...and my fellow bretheren we are under drought conditions.

-Now this personal hygiene...so lets try and keep it personal..."sachin kya shot marra bey!"...or..."abey kaunsa lecture hai ?"...and sometimes (often in my case)..."tiffin mein kya laya rey ...?chivda ne?...rukh haat dho ke atta hoon.."...these i tell you is exactly what makes watering the plants a super tough ordeal.

-There are some lads who love sports and hence will not let go of an oppurtunity to test their "Rooney"tackle ...now I got nothing agains camradrie or any such knightly ideals...but ...give a man a moment of piss...

-I mentioned the pandav problem above...what the hell does one do if you have four other guys standing there and there is but an inch space...I wish I was vertically challenged at this point of time...alas...

-The traditional loo art is often a relief...
Man has been at the forefront of scribbling out his life be it the ancient caves...or our homely school bench.
But the loo is unparalleld when it comes to art...
Ex:
"Look left...Look right...Look up...Look down...abey idhar udhar kya dekh raha hai ch^&*%^& kaam katam karke kalti maar!"

"You must be this high to be on the ride."...better still
"You must be high ...tobe on the ride."

"Aim for the stars..."
"To stop train pull chain..."
"integration formulae...balanced chemical reactions..."
"make piss not war(chembur karnatak...ssc exam...hope such works are still there.)"
"latrine out order...use ladies..."

-If there are conclusions to be made then I am sorry to say this author has been called upon to make sure that the plants are watered...

Over and ...out.

-Mithrandir