I got bored...
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Government philosophy: If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
You live and learn. At any rate, you live
He’s got bubbles in his think tank.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes
How long is a piece of string?
Ninety-nine percent of all statistics are made up on the spot
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence.
The death of three civilians and a dog causes uproar and sadness. The death of 20,000 soldiers causes dissatisfaction.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner
It is easier to create naked art than it is to create clothed porn.
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compilations of a mad man...
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